The Best Buy Shuffle

So management gets on us sometimes about being in "our zone" and not "socializing with other employees" and not "hitting on the customers" and other ridculous things like that. A few of us, ok the guy from the camera section and I, like to do a little dance to celebrate our rebellion every now and then. We have the "Out of our zone" Dance that we do quite often for example.

Today I had a very short day at work... only 4.5 hours. I went in at 9:15 and left at 12:45. To those of you who are good at math, may realize that didn't quite add up. I was having a bad math day. At almost 1 o'clock I had a manager try to tell me to do something when i told him that I was supposed to be off the clock and I didn't have to listen to him any more. I very hurriedly clocked out and did my "You can't make me do anything 'cause I'm off the clock" dance in front of him and taunted him all the while. He told me he was going to physically harm me outside. I said, "We'll see about that, NEXT time I'm on the clock."

So yeah, after making a big scene about working 15 minutes over and my production upon leaving, imagine my suprise with what came next. Ro was very excited/suprised to see me home so EARLY... excuse me, what? That's right, she said early. She said my schedule said I was supposed to be at work another 35 minutes. Ooops.

I think I need a "HA! I just left Best Buy an hour early" Dance. That manager really is going to beat me...

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