Monday, September 12, 2005

Bathroom Lounge at the Mall


So maybe this is a guy thing, but when we go to a public restroom we get in, do our business and get out. Sometimes if we’re feeling up to it, we may actually take the time to wash our hands. At no point in this activity do we take the time for a nice sit. We don’t chat it up while standing at the urinals and washing our hands. We don’t find ourselves just waiting in that bacteria infested environment any longer than we have to just so we can talk about last nights episode of Popular Reality TV Show. And we certainly don’t sit in uncomfortable looking wicker chairs and bask in the nazasty bathroom air.

Rob says: “Chairs in the bathroom are dumb.”

8 comments:

Rob said...

silly girls

kimberlyb1974 said...

I always go to the bathroom alone. Even when with other girls who try to follow me, I shoo them away and reassure them that I am perfectly capable of relieving myself in solitude.

And the only restroom I know of with lounge areas in this area are old, out of date, hotels and cheesy malls. I wouldn't want to sit in there and breathe that non-refreshing odor, either. Bleecccch.

~K

Anonymous said...

Yeah that seems dumb to me too.

I hope you aren't one of those guys you refered to as only sometimes washing their hands after going to the bathroom. EW.

FYI...if you ever go into a public bathroom and they have a blow dryer to dry your hands NEVER EVER USE IT!!

Basically it sucks in the air from the bathroom, heats it and then blows it on your hands...sooooo that means all the lint, pubic hair, urinary crystals (from when urine dries) and all the other wonderful germs that are floating around in a bathroom get blasted onto your wet hands! YUCK I learned that from one of my Health Ed Professors.

Use paper towels at all costs...and if they don't have any your pant legs are the next best thing.

Breyn :)

Anonymous said...

Ewww that is absolutely disgusting! I am never using a hand dryer again in a bathroom!!! Jamie

Rob said...

Awww... My girlfriend has my exact same sentiments. How cute is that? Seriously, The door handle you pull to get out, disgusting. That pen you used to sign your check, that food you just got from the resturant... I go by the I'm bigger than you philosophy. Germs small, us big. Screw you germs, I eat you.

Anonymous said...

I carry instant hand sanitizer and use it immediately after I leave public restrooms, before I eat, and a few other times throughout the day as I feel the need. I make my son do the same things.

Tabitha

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