- Google has a Research and Development building at NASA
Tim knows every line ever uttered on the Satellite of Love
- Tim uses a lot of name-dropping and pop culture references in everyday conversation.
Google, if I was so inclined to do so, can tell me what the hell Tim was talking about.
- Google is working on providing free wireless internet access.
Tim provides free comedy and entertainment for those around him.
- Tim is a sexy man.
Google can give me wallpapers of Kristin Kreuk.
- Google is part of the team developing a $100 laptop for children around the world.
Tim is freakishly tall, and has potential for providing shade for children around the world.
- Tim’s beaten Island of Dr Brain more times than should be possible in one lifetime.
Google can give me a walkthrough, so I can do it as well.
- Tim’s leaving us to live in Chicago.
Google is always there… searching… watching…
- If you ask Google about a “miserable failure” it’ll give you President Bush’s biography.
If you ask Tim about a “miserable failure”… well… he’d probably say George W as well.
All in all, I think it's too close to call. I'm going to leave it up to you. If you have anything else to add, feel free. It may tip the bal
10 comments:
Well in the interest of tipping the "bal" I will say that Tim agreed to go as River to the premiere of Serenity. Google is a non-corporeal entity and as such refused. Point Tim.
However, the amount of shade Tim could actually provide (roughly that of a telephone pole) would do the children of the world very little good. The $100 Laptop however could access all the wonders (porn and blogs) of the inernet. Pont Google.
And that's all I have to add at this point. In my attempt to alter the "bal" I have failed unequivocally.
- Scott
ha! that's weird. I just realized what you were talking about with the "bal" thing. Blogger cut me off aparently. I could fix that, but instead I think I'll leave it. It gives character.
Tim is also apparently a real cool guy who wears red shirts and wristbands. Oh holy crap, that's me.
Hey, how did all this come about? Did I at some recent point claim to be better than Google?
Nah, I just had a Tim post urge with some new google updates... This is just what happened. You can't hope to control the blog, you just have to let it run free.
Rob, in case you're wondering where I am I went home for Saturday to go sailing with the folks. I'll be back on Sunday to whoop your ass in the Texas Hold 'em tourney. See you there.
- Scott
All three of you are inferior to ANY search engine, let alone their King, Google.
dear rob or tim,
yes tim you knew this was going to come sooner or later so here it goes .1000 points to tim. for whatmay ask? just b/c i love tim with all my heart. he is tall , dark and hansom. i like them tall .you stud .also i like the bulge in your pants tim are just happy in that picture i sure hope so tim you have my vote
phlip
A) Creeped out by above^ comment. I will try to delete that from my memory.
B) Hilarious.
C) oh wait, that's me: ~c
Philip: Hitting on me and creeping me out in person since 1997.
Hitting on me and creeping me out electronically since about a month ago.
Don't worry, people. This, for some odd reason, is simply how we relate.
I don't know Tim, but I know google. Google gets my point! Everyone knows about google, Tim is not so much well known. Sorry, Tim.
Yah, I'm creeped out by Phillip's comment as well. I don't care if it's how you two relate, creepy!
Tabitha
Post a Comment