Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Aim Game

Come on, why is everyone acting so shocked? Its not like this adminsitration's aim has been the greatest so far. We meant to get the terrorists, we blow up Iraq. We meant to help people after Katrina, we blew up Iraq again. We meant to shoot a bird, we shoot an old man. But in Cheney's Defense, have you ever gone hunting? It is incredibly frustrating. All the waiting, the aiming, the dog laughing at you... Also it should be noted these were old birds. It wasn't like they were young birds that didn't look anything like the man who was shot. They were frail, white feathered, crochety old birds. Its a mistake anyone could have made.






4 comments:

Mr. Jones-Smith-Miller-Sanchez said...

"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?' -Leno

"We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney." -Letterman

"He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right." - Craig Ferguson (late late show)

"Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past." - Ferguson

Anonymous said...

That's a nice Valentine's day post. On the "day of love" you post jokes about a dumb lawyer being shot in the head...Nice.

Tabitha

Anonymous said...

Rob I enjoyed your post! as an advid valentines day hater and politics lover....you have made my day! lol. Have a great day!
anna

Anonymous said...

Just be glad you weren't the one being hunted. What the world needs now is love sweet love.

Freemama