Thursday, January 27, 2005

A Priest and a Tsunami Survivor walk into a bar...

What? Too soon?
Well maybe someone should tell these jackasses at HOT 97 in NYC that. They just recently played a tsunami spoof song that included such jems as the following line: "I just saw her float by, a tree right through her head, and now your children will be sold to child slavery."

But that's alright, I mean there were millions donated to the relief effort (is that the right phrase? I mean, "relief" sounds inadequate.) Although anyone who's been to collegehumor lately may have seen this latest headline: Canadian Town wants its $10,000 donation back... for fireworks

Hey, I do my best to keep my readers current. Anyways, today is the first day without Rene. I had no one to complain about the mail with this morning. We've got 2 new people whom are supposed to be "trained." Problem is we don't have anything to do, and I'm not going to train people now just so they can be retrained when we actually get some work in. In the meantime, I'm folding mailers here at work... and reading PennyArcade Comics. Here's a favorite of mine. Only problem is, Ro plays as Talim and not Sophitia... coincidence that Talim is not only hot, but Filipino as well? You'll have to ask her.

12 comments:

Timmy Tapeworm said...

I play as Talim too. Is that so wrong? Seeing as how she's a 15-year-old girl. Whatever, she's awesome.

Rob said...

15? What are you talking about boy? She's not 15, she's Filipino. Look at Ro. Ro looks like she's 12, but she's really like 16. That's just a Filipino thing. I don't know how old Ro really is... she's got her license...

Scott said...

Ah, so much to cover. First of all, you should train your new co-workers completely wrong. In grain into them more wrong information than the Fox News Channel. For instance, maybe tell them that your boss enjoys a firm pat on the ass for motivation. Now, there's your training.

Secondly, canada should shut up. $10,000 Canadian is about 6.58 American. Go look around outside, you could find that much in change at a bus stop. So we really don't want to hear it.

Finally, Talim is way hotter than Sophitia. Something about her being 15 and it being so wrong...Although my Soul Caliber II Link could own any of you silly mortals (and this one I can back up).

- Scott

Anonymous said...

That's right I have my licence, whore. I'll be 17 in August and don't you forget it. And I knew Talim was hot, but being Filipino is a new developement. I guess I like playing as her because we're so similar.

~Ro

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Filipino or not, she's 15. Her in-game bio says so and the link you provided corroborates that claim. Trust me, I caught more flack about that than almost anything last year. It was pretty brutal. It did nothing to help my reputation as having creepy pedophilic tendencies. And I'm sure your Link could take us all, Scott blah blah blah.

Ro, if you were a character in a fighting game, I'd choose you.

Rob said...

eh, but the game came out two years ago, so that means she's grown a bit since then. And at the rate that technology develops... well, its like dog years. I figure she's a solid 22 by now.

And stop hitting on my girlfriend. She doesn't like freakishly tall people.

Scott said...

Dude if we're going at the speed of technology she's in a walker at this point and muttering incoherently in Philipinese...which I assume is a language. I hereby refute your argument.

The way I see it is that Soul Calibur II is a snapshot of her at that time in her life. It could legitimately be pointed out that shapshots don't move, in which case I change my theory to varible length video of her at that time in her life.

One more thing before I'm done, mostly because Tim's sass had incured my wrath. I just wanna combine two thoughts, both from the mouth of Tim himself:

"Someone once asked me why I always play as female characters in fighting games. I think I babbled something about how they're faster and more agile before I just admitted that I like having absolute control of a woman, even if she's virtual."

and

"Ro, if you were a character in a fighting game, I'd choose you."

And I thought my little survilence bit was creepy. Yikes.

- Scott

Anonymous said...

OK, my husband also plays as Talim in that retarded game...he is neither a 15 year old Filipino, nor female. I always knew he was strange...now I know he's not the only one.

Rob, sorry we had such a lame "good bye" at work today. I kept forgetting I wasn't working tomorrow. (yay) But, be flattered, you got a hug, actually a hug 2 days in a row. That's more co-worker contact than I normally allow in a year.

And why is Filipino spelled with an F & not a Ph? That's just wacky.

Hugged Out~

Timmy Tapeworm said...

Uh...shut up, Scott.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Scott, Philippinese is a language. You're so smart. If I were as smart as you, I would be able to speak Americanese, but alas, I'm not.
And I don't think you're creepy, Tim. Even if you weren't a video game character, I would still choose you.

~Ro

Scott said...

Ro, my dear (or should I say Tim's dear?) don't take offense at my rediculousness. I have no idea if'n Philippinese is a language or ain't it. But upon your reaction I have decided to look into it and just found out that they have two official languages, Filipino (no offense, but Philippinese sounds WAY cooler), and English. And not just English, but eight dialects of English which listed in order are: Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilocan, Hiligaynon or Ilonggo, Bicol, Waray, Pampango, and Pangasinense.

Tell me Pangasinense sounds more like a real dialect than Philippinese. Also, why is it that when I tell girls that I want to absolutely control them they always Mace me, yell for campus police, and blow a rape whistle? Not once did they say "Oh that's not creepy, I'd choose you in real life too."

All I can say Rob is that you must have slacked off in your girlfriend beatings, because she's clearly got something going on with Tim.


- Scott

Timmy Tapeworm said...

YEAH! Suck it, Rob! Tim wins again!