Tying Up Loose Ends.

Napoleon: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Alright wanted to get that out of the way first. Now on to a few things I needed to follow up on. First off, my report on Google. To help re-emphasize my point, there have been two articles brought to my attention since my post yesterday. One being Google's push on it's new Picasa Photo Editing/Organizing Program. The other is their new pursuit of being one of the first to ultalize the massive fiber-optic network that has been laid in the US, but isn't being put to use yet. So yeah, Google is taking over the world. Jen, get me a job there.

Next on the agenda is a little poster I like to call, WendyLoo. Now since she's been semi-secretly stalking me for some time, I want to give everyone a chance to get to know her a little better. True, it seems almost like an interview is in order, but my interviews are best given in real time, so that poses a major problem. The other best way to give you a glimpse into this 26-year old wonder from Boston, is through her own website. I had to admit, it wasn't bad (I mean it's better than Scott's). Sorry to tell her that I really just can't commit to yet another blog full time, but I may swing by now and again. Here's a highlight from a few days ago:

Discoveries and Realizations:

1) Too much coffee, too little food=shakey hands and irritable Wendy.

2) Too many news articles begin with the phrase, "In the wake of..." and it's annoying.

3) Much like the Women's Movement, the Civil Rights Movement started earlier and succeeded quicker in Britain than in the U.S.

4) Sometimes the articles published in newspapers are slightly different than the same article published online.

5) People are really upset about the "generosity" thing and I think they need to get over it. Donate or don't donate and then shut up about it. Shouldn't those people be more interested in what Britney's doing?

6) Caricatures of politicians are often eerily accurate.

7) Caricature does not have an H in it.

8) There is no Social Security crisis but there is a serious Bush Makes Shit Up crisis.

9) I should wear two pairs of pants on 7 degree days because even though my mom claims that extra fat on one's body keeps them warm, my thighs were still wicked fucking cold this morning. My ass, however, was not... I choose to believe that this is because my coat hangs over my ass but I realize this might not be true.

10) It is better to give someone a fake number and feel guilty about it than to fear the stalker that calls 6 times in a row Friday night and then leaves a desperate pathetic message on Saturday about how YOU wanted them to call and YOU are a bad person even though they actually asked for your number and you gave it over reluctantly, hoping he wasn't a scary stalker man, because he seemed kinda nice. Fake name, fake number. Must remember this.

11) Cheez-its are made with skim milk.

So there you have it, a random glimpse into the mind of Miss WendyLoo. Maybe we can all become a little better aquainted now. And it looks like today I got away with not making up any of my own material... I am awesome. Later!