Alright, So I quit my new job. Alright, so that's not true. They called me and said that the person who was to train me wasn't gonna be in today, so I've been put off until Monday. So what am I doing today? Organizing some paperwork... going to UIS to finalize my loan deferments... yeah, I'm doing all that. But what else am I doing? Playing Mario Kart and Super Smash Brothers with like 7 guys from Scott's College. Let me say this for the record: Scott sucks at both of the before mentioned video games. He's also the worst host ever. Seriously, I haven't had breakfast yet.
Anyways, I guess I'm a hippie now. I wish I just had a big molester van to live out of. I've got two hampers in my trunk, one for clean clothes and one for dirty. I'm a regular vagabond; I'm a nomad, and it's awesome. I'm now torn however... I should be clean shaven and such for work, but I want to do the unshaven, unkempt, hippie thing as well. And these are the sorts of things that I think about now.
So how much do you guys like the Commenter's Standings? Good idea, huh?
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Would you like me to see if I can track down my old ponytail? I mean, if the kid who recieved it died of cancer and all, I'm sure the family would send it back to me.
Adam "Crew Cuts Rule" Puckett
Go unshaven until Monday morning...you can do the hippie thing until you need to start working.
Comment thing...you did that to see how much people are willing to compete to be #1 on Rob's kiss up list!
Tabitha
Aw sometimes I miss Adam's ponytail. :( Ponytails are sexy on guys.
WAIT....I take that back....Adam's ponytail was sexy on him cuz it was nice and thick and he's a tall big broad guy, goes nicely with a leather jacket and a motorcycle.
Rob on the otherhand...i'm afraid everytime I imagine you in a ponytail an image of Joe Dirt comes to mind.
Stick with the clean shaven look, not as white-trashy or scary.
As for the commenter thing...neat idea...but now I feel pressured to be an overachiever.
Breyn
Sorry, messed that up. Does it still up my standing?
I feel that the commenter's standings is the next logical step in moving to a purely quantitative relationship system. Simply boil complex human interaction to a series of numbers. Makes things a lot easier. Of course, you're almost a robot, but hey, robots have it made.
Hey Rob,
I would like to vote for the clean shaven and good smelling guy. Put down those video games and be productive. Geeze your back to college days in 12 hours. Maintain the grownup life. Mom F
Hmph...I didn't even get counted. Nice job...
~Left off
Where is my picture? Mom F
(Does this count too?)
I move that Tim's false start cancel out his actual post. Especially considering that he owned up to it when he could have left it anonymous and we would have never known. Honesty is the best policy, but in this game it gets you SUNK!
Now, on to my other quarrel. Ok, so I wake up at 7:00AM, guess who's still asleep in the other room? That's right, my hobo houseguest. So I ate breakfast, made a lot of noise and left. Had he not been passed out amid his incense and bongs he would have had no less than 5 types of cereal (running the gambit from Lucky Charms to Granola) and 2 types of breakfast pancake/sausage on a stick to choose from.
Furthermore, he reported on me losing at Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart just before I played 25 rounds of Soul Calibur II, and not once being dethroned. I seriously humiliated them. Twice I won without even looking at the screen. Now that's embarrassing. That's all I have for now, more to come shortly. One thing though...
I WILL CRUSH ROWELA, AND YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU ARROGANTLY ATTEMPTED TO COMPETE WITH ME! RUE IT!
RUUUUUUUEEEEEE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
- Scott
P.S. RUE IT
Yah, I see Joe Dirt when I think about Rob with a ponytail too...I change my vote to clean shaven.
I didn't like the ponytail on Adam, sorry. I think ponytails are a girls' thing. I don't think any guy with a ponytail is sexy...but that's just me!
Tabitha
Look at ya slakin off of the job already. What you need is a TRAILER home to live in that car thing has got to go. To bad wlpp got rid of those double wide trailers you could have used them and install a bathroom and a kitchen it.
Freemama
Are you ruing it? Tell me you are. And yeah, this counts as a comment. Muwahhahahahaha.
- Scott
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