Thursday, June 30, 2005

My Knight in Shameless Armor

So last night I lay in bed, eyes closed, thinking about the sort of things that the troubled youth of today think about whilst laying in bed late at night. At some point I turned over on my awesomely not-exactly-comfortable sofabed and my eyes drifted open in the dark room. Not much light but the glow of the streetlight coming through my closed blinds but as I lay there staring, a thought tickled the back of my mind. I didn't even fully recognize it at first but soon the shadow of what seemed to be my desk lamp falling backwards on the miniblinds shifted. There shouldn't have been a shadow from the lampshade falling that direction at all, let alone moving.

I sat up in bed. Nope, wasn't a trick of the eyes. There was a definate shadow moving around just at the edge of my window... close. I screamed a shrill scream of the 18 year old cheerleader in the slasher films. Ok, that's a lie. But I did get out of bed to investigate. I walked around the window to the opposite side of the shadow and peered through the gap at the side of the window. There was a man, crouched down, at my window at half past midnight. So I opened the door to my room and called Scott away from the internet porn or whatever he was doing on the internet.

"Psst... Scott. Come here."
"Huh?" Scott got up and headed towards my room.
"There's a guy outside my window."
Obviously torn between wanting to check it out for himself and not wanting to get shot in the face when he peered through the blinds, he paused a moment before going to the window.
"Oh, that's the crazy guy we saw walking his cat the other day."
I vaguely remembered seeing an older guy in the landscaping outside the building just a few days prior, but I had written him off as a gardener. Oddly enough I took "Crazy guy who we've seen before" as a safe enough answer and we left it at that. Scott left and I went to back to bed. With the crazy guy and his cat standing guard outside my window.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

First of all, Walking his cat? Ok a dog but not a cat? And Scott I am shocked that you are viewing porn! But I can understand the dilima of walking away from porn to watching a stranger outside the bedroom window...... Mom F

Anonymous said...

Yah, if he was walking his cat, I must concur with Scott that he's a crazy man! Maybe you would make sure he's not dangerous and then go talk to him to figure out why he's out there at midnight crouching down.

Tabitha

Scott said...

I wish I was looking at porn. I was renaming the files in an audio book to play in the right order. Porn would have been a welcome break. But yeah, that guy is actually a girl I believe. And why they walk a cat is beyond me. Still, seriously creepy for her to stand so close to our windows. She stood smoking outside mine one night. It was a cool night and I had my window open too.

I started coughing and didn't stop until she walked away. Another time I woke up to someone talking loudly outside my open window. It was like 11:00AM but I yelled anyway "Will you shut up? People are trying to SLEEP!" and rolled over and went back to sleep. Ah, college.

- Scott

Anonymous said...

That is very creepy. But hey I guess you don't have to really worry, I mean you've already estabilshed this s/he/it to be a crazy person...so they are probably less likely to do anything, like kill you in the middle of the night. You never hear "Yeah we always thought he/she/it was super crazy..." when they interview survivors...it's always "They always seemed like such a nice boy/girl/it...".

Next time I dare you to strike up a conversation...why don't you just ask them why they are hanging out by your window??

Breyn

Rob said...

Alright so maybe I made up the Porn thing as well as the screaming like a girl part... but sometimes I feel like adding a bit more seasoning into my posts. Besides, I didn't say that's what he was for sure doing.

But congrats on giving me 4 comments already, I mean, beat the heck out of my last posting which averaged 1 comment a day I left it up.

Also I'm offically registered for 2 classes at UIS now. I just have to sort out student loan stuff... yuck.

Anonymous said...

yet again, u still amaze me with ur interesting stories rob. this one was quite good, like always. i just hope u dont get jumped by weirdos like that!

Anonymous said...

Hey Robby--it's been a while since I've posted. Remember me?

I'm glad you've already id'd the crazy vagrant in your neighborhood...usually that takes a while.

Actually, it sounds like you've got a bit of the Laverne & Shirley thing going on. I'm talking the Milwaukee basement-apartment living era L&S, pre-California (i.e. death of the show). They got all kinds of kooky visitors through their window...who knows, this could be YOUR Squiggy...ahhh...Squiggy.

Jen~