Ginormous Checks

We're talking Publisher's Clearing House size - That's what I want. This is a recent revelation I've had. I want to know where I can get my hands on some valid/legal big checks. Its best because I don't have any money. So it'd be me sending in my $14.99 magazine subscription payment on a check (that in all likeliness cost me more than $15 in itself). But somethings are simply worth it. I know if I recieved a Huge Check here at work... it'd make my month. Heck, it's probably all I'd blog about for a week. So 50 points to whomever finds me some legal, big checks.

The Link o' the Day is News of the Weird
I thank Tim (co-worker Tim not intestinal tract Tim) for that link. And it is pretty quality... here's a sample from today:

1997 -- Toby L. Sanders, 34, was charged with aggravated battery in Carmi, Ill., in January for chopping off the right middle finger of Lester E. Massey, 35. According to police, each man agreed to let the other chop off a finger, but apparently Sanders reneged after he saw how bad Massey's hand looked. (Police said alcohol was involved in the original agreement.)

About the Quote... Josh, shy of Googling, I don't have a guess. And the thing is, I've thought about it so much now, I don't know if it's actaully familar to me, or I've just tricked myself into thinking it is. So I assume that Josh's quote will stand until someone figures it out, or Josh decides to reveal it. I also assume that whomever guesses it will be given some sort of award of his making. However, until that time, I have a new quote for the day... and it keeps with my vampire theme of last time:

"One thing about livin’ in Santa Carla I never could stomach – All the damn vampires!"

Have fun! Later.